Episode LXIX: A New Hope with The Return of the One-Eye - Luke Sextalker has returned to his home country of England in an attempt to rescue his friend Hands Solo from the clutches of his evil girlfriend Jenna the Slutt. Sextalker planned their escape for a few sordid days away at his sister Princess Lay-Her's holiday villa in Spain, with little on it's doorstep other than a few rough hookers and a couple of shady strip clubs. Little did Sextalker know that the Orgasmic Empire (Satisfaction London) had recently begun construction on a new and improved Travel Escort Service even more seductive than the first. Had Sextalker and Hands known about these Travel Escorts they could have unleashed their weapons every day on the rebels and restore order to their holiday. Spain one day later - There is unrest in the villa, several dodgy hookers have declared their intentions to leave. This separatist movement under the leadership of the hideous pimp Obi Juan Kenobi has made it difficult for the boys as they are now limited in their options.
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During the battle Hands Solo decided to text his rapper friend Tupacca for advice. Tupacca put him in touch with the best people in the business Satisfaction London. Senator Satisfaction, the former Queen of the Escort Agency, had returned to her Orgasmic Empire to assist Hands in creating an army of Travel Escorts to pleasure the overwhelmed Jedi's and restore order. She guided Hands through the website pointing out all of the options found in the menu's at the top and left hand side of the Escort pages, as well as explaining how to use the Shortlist functionality where he would be able to compare the girls and download his selections into PDF format, but only if he had Adobe Wankenobi installed on his desktop. Hands was so overjoyed with this new life-saver, and within hours of his booking, order was once again restored at the villa.