A recent study has found that If you live within the Mayfair area with a partner, you will likely to be suffering from what is otherwise known as the Faraday, Underground, Chanel, Kenzo and Asprey, Notch or Embassy's, Scoff, Claridge's, Opera, Regent, Theatre effect (otherwise known as the F.U.C.K. A.N. E.S.C.O.R.T. effect). This is whereby your nagging ungrateful and rather expensive bit on the side is making your life hell, with her constant moaning and I want that handbag because it's better than the one Louise's husband just bought her, and, oh did see those shoes and jacket which will go perfectly with the top you just bought for me, and, ah, for lunch I want you to take me to Le Gavrouche so I can show off my new clothes and then we can have a look at those cars I quite like.... Aaaggghhhh! And all of this in the hope that you might just get a piece of unreciprocated bedtime action. If so you need one of our Mayfair Escorts.
Mayfair Escort Services
At Satisfaction London we believe that far too many men have had to be silent about the verbal abuse and violent acts committed against them, and we holey and fully understand how difficult it can be to discuss your situation with just anyone. That's why we have set up a Mayfair Escort clinic comprising of all of the leading Escorts Mayfair has to offer. Our talented girls are trained to listen to and obey your every command, to assist you via consultation, to administer all of the necessary levels of relaxation therapy and desired stress relief. Their aim is to help you to deal with and overcome the issues that are causing you emotional pain. My personal advice would be, dump the B$TCH, overcome the F.U.C.K. A.N. E.S.C.O.R.T. effect and book one of our Mayfair Escort experiences. You do not have to go through this alone! We are here to help! Our lines are always open 24 hours a day 7 days a week. If you feel uncomfortable to discuss your situation and Escort choice or Mayfair Escort Services over the phone with one of advisers, then please feel free to contact us via the booking form found under the "Info & Bookings" drop-down menu at the top of the page.